Humor is considered a positive personality trait that can significantly enhance the way we perceive our environment. However, humor is also a powerful way of delivering somehow unpleasant or boring truths by packaging them up in a pleasing and easily comestible coating. The clock humor may sometimes prove to be timely.
Here are some good puns about clocks you can use to brighten up a situation.
Q: Why did the scientist drop a wristwatch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.
Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo?
A: It was time out.
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.
Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.
Q: What did the street clock say to the tower clock?
A: High there!
Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.
Q: Why did the historian measure a clock?
A: To know the beginning and end of time.
Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?
A: See you again in a minute.
Q: Why didn’t the cuckoo come out of his door?
A: He had stage fright.
Q: Why did the pendulum stops moving?
A: It lost its swing.
Q: Why did the tardy man stop to purchase a clock?
A: He wanted to buy time.
Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
A: Second hand information.
Q: What did the unwound clock say to its owner?
A: It’s about time!
Q: What did the watch say to the clock?
A: Hour you doing?
Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?
A: She wanted to be on time!
Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?
A: A cluck
Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
A: It’ll go back four seconds!
Q: What dog always knows the time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?
A: Time to get a new clock.
Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
A: He wanted to work over time.
Q: What happens when you annoy a clock?
A: It gets ticked off.
Q: Why didn’t the clock work?
A: It needed a hand.
Q: What do you call a grandfather clock?
A: An old timer.
Q: Why did the boy put an alarm clock in his shoe?
A: He didn’t want his foot to fall asleep.
Q: Why did the clock get sent to the principal’s office?
A: It was tocking too much.
Q: What time does the duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What candy never arrives on time?
A: Choco-late.
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: They just finished a March of 31 days.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
A: Because time will tell.
Q: If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing?
A: Because you don’t have the time.
Q: Why did the girl buy so many clocks?
A: Because time is money
Q: What do you call a clock on the moon?
A: A Lunartick
Q: What kinds of bugs live in a clock?
A: Ticks
Here are more puns!
- Ever tried eating a clock? It’s very time consuming.
- I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
- Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
- I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn’t find the thyme…
- They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.
- We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
- If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
- I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in…