What are some good puns about clocks?

Humor is considered a positive personality trait that can significantly enhance the way we perceive our environment. However, humor is also a powerful way of delivering somehow unpleasant or boring truths by packaging them up in a pleasing and easily comestible coating. The clock humor may sometimes prove to be timely. 

Here are some good puns about clocks you can use to brighten up a situation.

Q: Why did the scientist drop a wristwatch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.

Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo?
A: It was time out.

Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!

Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.

Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.

Q: What did the street clock say to the tower clock?
A: High there!

Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.

Q: Why did the historian measure a clock?
A: To know the beginning and end of time.

Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?
A: See you again in a minute.

Q: Why didn’t the cuckoo come out of his door?
A: He had stage fright.

Q: Why did the pendulum stops moving?
A: It lost its swing.

Q: Why did the tardy man stop to purchase a clock?
A: He wanted to buy time.

Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
A: Second hand information.

Q: What did the unwound clock say to its owner?
A: It’s about time!

Q: What did the watch say to the clock?
A: Hour you doing?

Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?
A: She wanted to be on time!

Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?
A: A cluck

Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
A: It’ll go back four seconds!

Q: What dog always knows the time?
A: A watch dog.

Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?
A: Time to get a new clock.

Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
A: He wanted to work over time.

Q: What happens when you annoy a clock?
A: It gets ticked off.

Q: Why didn’t the clock work?
A: It needed a hand.

Q: What do you call a grandfather clock?
A: An old timer.

Q: Why did the boy put an alarm clock in his shoe?
A: He didn’t want his foot to fall asleep.

Q: Why did the clock get sent to the principal’s office?
A: It was tocking too much.

Q: What time does the duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What candy never arrives on time?
A: Choco-late.

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st

A: They just finished a March of 31 days. 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around? 

A: Because time will tell.

Q: If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? 

A: Because you don’t have the time.

Q: Why did the girl buy so many clocks? 

A: Because time is money 

Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? 

A: A Lunartick 

Q: What kinds of bugs live in a clock? 

A: Ticks 

Here are more puns! 

  • Ever tried eating a clock? It’s very time consuming.
  • I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
  • Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
  • I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  • 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
  • I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn’t find the thyme…
  • They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.
  • We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
  • If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
  • I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in…